"The 100 Most Important Things To Know About Your Character"! x''D

Part 1: The Basics

1. What is your full name?
Chez’ker. Beautiful, isn’t it?~
2. Where and when were you born?
In Sarabien, about 90 years ago or so. x’3 I look young for my age~
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mother was an childmolesting psycho and my father a broken, weak creature. Anything else you wanted to know, dear?~
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I do, three of them. Cerhiz, Madan and Dr’a – the first one being my oldest brother, counting back to my youngest.
Cerhiz, the last time I saw him, is somewhat of an egoistic brat – Madan is quiet but vicious and D’ra mean coward, plainly. *dazzling smile* I didn’t like them very much, no.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
I live with my master, in his stronghold. It’s a comfortable place with a big, big yard and my own room and baths and- well, simply wonderful~ There is also persons living there! Buuut, let’s not concern ourselves with them. I’m the one’s that important here! x’3
6. What is your occupation?
Courtesan and slave. <3
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Yes, sire~
Well, I’m incredibly good-looking, handsome and breath-taking. I have smooth, pale skin, silky black hair and melting dark, if rather big but that’s just charming mind you, eyes. One could describe me as slender and perfect body-wise, and oh my face~ My face is simply astonishing; high cheekbones, delicate lips, fine structure…*happy sigh*
Clothes! I wear a number of different sets of clothes! How in the gods name can you expect me to choose one of them?! *throwing a fit*
8. To which social class do you belong?
I was born a slave, so I guess I’m at the very bottom. However! That does NOT mean that I’m not an godly deity of smexness who will rule you all one day!
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
*low laugh* Silly little creature, I’m PERFECT – didn’t I say?
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right~
11. What does your voice sound like?
Low, husky, passionate… Okay, okay *frown* I sound rather smooth and like-most-elves okay?! But one can manipulate that! I know I can!
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
“Daarling~”
13. What do you have in your pockets?
At the moment? Let’s see… a scarf, some pearls, a dagger… oh, is this masters underwear? Hm… And look! I even have some money on me! …and melting candy… Huh? Melting candy?
GAAAH! MY CLOTHES! HELP! HELP!
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
People usually call me “loudmouthed, intrusive elf with no sense of respect for others personal space!”. I don’t know if that counts, but~ *twirls a strand of hair around his finger*


Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Awful and with too much dirt in it. *shivers*
16. What is your earliest memory?
Me running errands in order to get some money >_>
17. How much schooling have you had?
I had some at my Empress’ service, since she wanted her slaves to be somewhat educated. ^^ Oh, and then I got some home-schooling by my master’s orders to. What was that teacher’s name again… Lethion?
18. Did you enjoy school?
Nope! Hated it <3
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
*bursts out laughing* Weeeell, let’s say I’ve spent a lot of time in my owner’s beds. And tables. And floors. And didn’t it happen on a balcony sometime…?
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
None. ^^ I thought most of the people surrounding me was rather unpleasant.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I didn’t.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I don’t really know… When you live in a gutter, it’s hard to nourish dreams like that.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Making money; it always got me something to eat. *shrugs*
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I’m afraid I was somewhat of a hopeless mess when it came to charm people *sighs and tosses his hair behind his shoulder* I was sarcastic and ironic about… welll, about everything really. No wonder people thought me an insufficient child.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
Yes and no; I’ve always had the power to attract people in some way, but unfortunately, that goes for enemies as well as friends. The ones I had, though, was more or less the same trash as me – mostly humans, actually. *short laugh*
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
His name was Aerendil, and he was a light-elf who had been captured and then raised as a slave. As for when… I was about twelve, I think. *smirk*
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Ahahahaha, no, I’m not. *snicker* And I ‘lost’ it with that same elvish boy I mentioned above. But for the record, we where fourteen then.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
I was born a dark-elf, and has never wished to be anything else. ^^ As to why I became a courtesan… well, it wasn’t a conscious decision. I just… did.


Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
The revolution of my home country.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
All of my owners have. ^^
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
When I had my Empress’ slavering removed…
32. What is your greatest regret?
Leaving my owner’s side, no matter the reason.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Evil…? I guess I’ve done some pretty ‘evil’ things when I have been ordered to, but…
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
One could say that. ^^
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
…when I realized my Empress had been executed.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Oh, well *laugh* I don’t really dwell on stuff like that – if I did, I would have to go around blushing all the time. x’D
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
I would want the revolution to never have occurred, since that would mean my Empress would’ve been alive and I had been able to stay with her.
38. What is your best memory?
When my current master decided to take me in again. *smiles a little*
39. What is your worst memory?
Opening the message scroll which told me of my Empress’ plans and her death.

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic! One could even say I’m optimistic about things people generally shouldn’t be! *laughs*
41. What is your greatest fear?
Being thrown away.
42. What are your religious views?
I don’t really have any; I consider the gods as too powerful to ignore as well as choose from. Sooo, I kind of… pray to them all? Seems safest.
43. What are your political views?
Politics was never my place or craft. *shrugs*
44. What are your views on sex?
*big grin* Useful tool?
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I am; I find it acceptable when it’s by my owner’s command, and unacceptable when it concerns someone I care for.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Tossing someone aside without a given reason…
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No. ^^ Reality told me otherwise.
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Security and… well, and the possibility to always stay beside my owner and protect him or her from anything or anyone.
Oh! And cakes! Everybody needs cakes! ^w^
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I am honest about my feelings, but rarely about my thoughts. *bashes his eyelashes* Why, do you not think this is the true me?~
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
No, no! I’m an open and fair person and will always treat my fellow dark-elves as equals, no matter how cold and stone-faced and BORING they are! *bright smile* And I do absolutely not consider werewolves as dumb brutes or humans as inferior to elves! Certainly not!
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I refuse to attack or hurt my owner, since that would mean removing my raison d’être.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
My owner, of course.

Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I treat strangers with polite rudeness and my beloved ones with rude politeness! x’3
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
At the moment, Nherith Sezdan. As to why…well… *becomes quiet*
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Respect? *Laugh!* Oh dear, I don’t respect anyone! Why bother?
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
I have quite a lot of friends, and how ‘best’ they are depends on how much they confirm the well known fact about how awesome I am. *grins* Well, let’s just mention a few then…
Cathanya: A lovely little half-elf who took me in when my master decided to be an ass and allowed me and my daughter to live with her. She’s kind, extremely softhearted and… well, honestly she’s a little naïve and I really think that Serfill should take better care of her, but; well, she’s a sweetheart~
Xeneth: The smexiest assassin on earth, always there to give me whatever I ask for if I just court him a little. Paranoid bastard and definitely not the smooth charmer he pretends to be; however, I know he’s a big softie beneath it all~
Elena: Ah! That wrecked, awful woman! She seduced me and then just dumped the offspring on me! HMPF!
And she’s my friend. *grumpy* Just not right now.
Juliana: Well, not exactly a FRIEND, but rather someone I remember the name of. *laughs* Also, she doesn’t seem to be able to keep her hands to herself >_> What, does it say ‘rape’ in my forehead? No? Oh, I see, just ‘incredible sex god’~
Mori: Qute and charming woman, and I do think we get along quite well – as long as that lover of hers hasn’t been an ass lately. D: Damn, I hate that guy! What is it with men and not taking care of their women!?
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
I do not. ^^’ If not my owner counts as one.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I have been in love several times, and I don’t think there is any reason to mention them all.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Dominance *grins*
60. How close are you to your family?
I haven’t spoken to them in several years.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Yes and No; I have a daughter named Diva who I was forced… no, who I sent away to a foster family. And honestly, I don’t even want to talk about it. *makes a gesture towards the next question* Carry on!
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
My master, since it would affect him if I were stupid enough to put myself in any kind of need.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
As above, since I’m his property and no one would want their china smashed by someone else, now would they~?
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
EVERYONE of course! O_O Is there a single person out there who doesn’t love and craves my presence!? If there is, then Step Forward and that will immediately change when you gaze upon my holy person!
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
I despise my father, because he’s pathetic and a disgraceful in every way possible.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
The latter ^^’ Or rather, I tend to laugh at everything. It’s not my fault, okay?! It’s just… well, two persons screaming at each other is often very comical x’D
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Depends… I like to gather my friends and make them interact, but if someone shows up that tries to take over the specified role, I wouldn’t mind. *shrugs* I’m more of a clown than a leader. *smiles*
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
I LOVE it! Why? Because then I can make everyone realize how awesome I really am!
69. Do you care what others think of you?
…well, maybe a little. *cough*


Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
Oh, I have a lot of those… let’s see…
Sewing (shut it, I’m manly anyway), designing, drawing, conversing with others, acting, playing games, dancing… And so on. x’3
71. What is your most treasured possession?
The necklace my master gave me which symbolizes me belonging to him.
72. What is your favorite color?
Red! Or… gold! Or, no, Blue! Gah, I can’t choose, okay ;__; All colors are nice.
73. What is your favorite food?
I LOVE spicy stuff; as for anything specific… well, hm – curry chicken perhaps? :3
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Erh, I don’t like to read >_> But, if I had to… ROMANCE NOVELS! :’’D
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Dancing and flirting with others x’3 Never gets old.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
I tend to stay away from drugs since they make me drowsy or unfocused, which honestly isn’t all that nice once you realize all the mistakes you made after your head clears up >_>’’ I don’t have a problem with smoking, but I don’t usually do it, and drinking… Well… Erh… Let’s just say I stay away from that too. ._.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
By grabbing some stranger at a gathering place and drag them into a social situation of some sort :’D That, or just pleasing my master in any way I can :3
78. What makes you laugh?
*snickers* Everything. The world is a constant joke.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
If someone tells me they don’t like me D: How can they?! I’m lovely and adorable and YOU CANNOT NOT LOVE ME!!
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Sleep with someone? x’3 No, I would probably draw something, since that’s what I do when I wake up in the nights.
81. How do you deal with stress?
Erh… >_>’’ I laugh a lot and throw things and… yeah.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
AHAHAHAHAH, oh, sorry, was that a serious question? x’’D Oh YES; since I’m so incredibly organized! No, no, spontaneous is the best, dear.
83. What are your pet peeves?
People (read: dark-elves goddammit D: ) who can’t even crack up in a smile. -_- Seriously, their bad-ass attitude just gets on my nerves.


Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Erh >_> I don’t have a routine. ^^’ I just wake up and do whatever I want to do. Oh, but, I regularly check if there is something my master wants me to do before engaging myself in something else. x’3
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
My charisma! <3
86. What is your greatest weakness?
BAH! I don’t have any!
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Nothing! I’m brilliant! Why would I want to change that!?
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Ehehehe, extroverted. x’3
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
:’’D *doesn’t even care to answer*
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Seduce, please and act.~
And me? Being bad at something? _Please_!
Okay, okay, maybe I’m not a genius when it comes to reading, but… >_>
91. Do you like yourself?
Of Course I do! How can I not!?
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Oh, you mean why I became the super-cute-and-smexy superhero who rescues all langtruian farmers from a life of boredom? :’’D Because it’s fun!
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
…
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Where I am now, please~
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Protecting my master.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Write and send a letter for Diva, dress up splendidly and lastly ask for my masters last order.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
My awesomeness!
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Perfect, without flaws and godlike~
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Oh, perfect, without flaws and ‘*swoon* He’s looking this way!’? x’3
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
Erika: “Chez dear, please get a little INDEPENDENT, you Big Fat Attentionwhore!” *kicks*
Chez: “BE GONE, evil woman! I am perfect as I am! D:”